Pogo Stick Song

I might add another verse-esque rhyme or two later. This is it for now.





intro:

Oh pogo stick...
I hate your guts.

Exactly what is it you're good for?

Oh pogo stick,
I tried you once...
I don't see your appeal
...Y' just make me feel bad about myself

not intro:

There's really nothing to you, pogo stick
You're really kind of stupid
And you make me kind of sick

Oh I want my money back, Mr. Pogo
I can't stay on and I can't make it go-go-oh

And even if I could,
Wouldn't do me no good:
What's there to do
Once you learn how to do it
Without falling down?

Maybe just maybe jump marginally higher?

There's really nothing to you pogo stick
You're really kind of stupid
And you make me kind of sick, oh pogo stick

I hate your guts.